Thursday, July 09, 2009

Tainted: One TFLN and Urbandictionary entry at a time.

Don't look up the word felching.

Don't do it! Don't you dare. Even tho I've made is so convenient by linking the definition here.


Ugh, you had to go and do it, didn't you?

How disgusting is this concept? Seriously, how does one gain any pleasure by being a felcher? Or being felched? I'm sure the question you're really dying to ask is, "Mb, how on Buddha's beautiful earth did that word enter your vocabulary?!"

Well I'll tell you, bbs.

Buntz! I blame her and her addiction to TFLN. Because homegirl had to drop by the website. And had to read this recent entry:

(+44): Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,


And she had to go on urbandictionary and look it up.

And, because she was utterly grossed out and apalled (rightly so) she had to share this story with me. And now my life is forever tainted. Ew. Taint. I can't even say that word without squeaming a bit.

For other out-of-left-field, tummy turning, vom bombing TMIs, head over to the palace of duuurty wonders: LiLu's pad.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you need to further turn your stomach this morning also look up "snowballing" and "munging."

You're welcome.
-Kimmel

Mb said...

Kimmel- Spewwwwww! Did you hear me throw up at my desk? Into my trash can! Gross.

SassyLittleGinger said...

wow. super disgusting. it's too early for this. although i find it hilarious that as i come across your blog for the first time, i realize we both have a TMI about an urban dictionary entry. :) the material is just too good!

Mb said...

SassyLittleGinger- Oh Lordy, I'm hitting up your blog now.

Malnurtured Snay said...

And I was eating yogurt, too. NOT ANY MORE.

Mb said...

Snay- Ugh, the texture of yogurt. I'm so not ready to eat that anytime soon.

JFo said...

Based on the (+44) country code, I'd say that ultimately the English are to blame.
Anyway, whatever you do, do not read the various definitions for "spacedocking" on urban dictionary

Mb said...

JFo- C'mon man, now you know I just looked that up. I must say, kudos on out-TMI-ing my TMI with that reference.

Svaha said...

Nobody felches like Polynesian Mormons . . . just sayin

http://www.humorbin.com/showitem.asp?item=125

Mb said...

Svaha- OMG how on earth did you come across this article?! I'm appalled yet thrilled that you shared it.

Jessica said...

LOL the definitions for fletching (essentially the same thing) are even more graphic and gross!

bakingwithplath said...

I literally gagged when I read the definition.

Jessica said...

And omg Svaha seriously how the hell DID you come across that article?!

Mb said...

Jessica- OMG why am I friends with you?

bakingwithplath- I wanted to throw up on her shoes when she told me.

LiLu said...

I can't come across that word without tickling it a little bit.

What?

Mb said...

LiLu- tickle + anything related to the butt = vom-city.

Miss Scorpio said...

And I just had a lot of mayo on my sandwich. Eewww!

Mb said...

Miss- Oh gross! I think there is a list of things I will be unable to eat for a while:

yogurt
milk
mayo
vanilla ice cream

pretty much anything white and creamy. double spewww.

Svaha said...

hahaha It made the rounds at work a few years back. One of THE funniest things I'd read at the time. One guy I shared an office with at the time had just returned about a week before from heart surgery when he read it. That was not a pretty sight. I thought for sure we were going to be calling 911 for him.

Just type Kiki + armageddon + Salt Lake into a search engine and the interwebs will cough it back up for you. There is a radio station broadcast of this and a few versions without the 10 scariest things at the bottom, but the 10 things are the funniest part of the whole article.

lifeonthelake said...

Ah. The grosser the better.

Mb said...

Svaha- Haha, thanks for clarifying. I love office emails like that. The more you know...

lifeonthelake- true story.

Zan said...

Kudos to you for referring to two utterly disgusting UD terms in the same blog :) I've learned the hard way never to go on that site, EVER.